hi i am just existing

"if yr stabbed dont take the knife out" okay so thats basiclaly cockwarming

i can never leave this place

God forbid women do anything

naruto boys react to you having a tapeworm

I love when people try to gotcha me on my stance that all sports should be gender integrated with "even American football???" because I can instantly come back with "oh lmao, no, I don't think ANYONE should play American football at all, it's way too dangerous" like nice try but I know no amount of testosterone is going to protect you from the profound, life ruining health issues caused by getting repeated severe concussions over the course of several years. No one should play this sport.

every tree grabbed my ass and beat me senseless. so much so that my allergist scribbled more trees! and yet the lovely elm cradled and comforted me

I shower like a real pervert. hot water, lathering myself in soap. sometimes I'm even naked

I know what it means to be friends. Friends is when you’re 2 horsies lying down with your necks together and your legs stuck out

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