If you have billions of dollars it shouldn’t be a crime to steal from you. You’ve got enough money that your security should be your own responsibility and anyone who manages to swipe from your hoard deserves applause for besting a supervillain

Over a billion and you reach the social connotations that dragons have, as in stealing from you is considered a Challenge rather than a Crime

Over a billion and i get to slay you with my sword

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

#that is when you start shoving breadsticks in your purse

“Big Pharma” okay are we talking about how privatization and monetization has deeply corrupted the field of medicine or are you talking about how you think chemicals in the water are making the frogs gay

“GMOs”? Are we talking seeds that grow sterile plants and patenting genetic modifications then destroying any competition no matter how small they are? Or are we talking life saving rice with vitamin a to make sure kids don’t go blind in regions not suited for other high vit a veg? … or are we talking about your chidoodle?

Conversely, “alternative medicines”? Are we talking the traditional practices of non-Western societies which have an ancient history of being the cultural tools that allowed communities to take care of the health of their members and are nowadays rigorously studied within these communities to adapt them to the needs of the contemporary life, and can offer important prompts to modern medicine? Or are we talking about a white woman who traveled to India twice, followed a five-hour seminar and knows everything about inner energies now

Why are you all so fuckin weird about liking kpop you really dont have to have cheesy ass fetish urls like korean-paradise or hangul-aesthetic or asianmenruinedmylife with titles and descriptions like “I’ve fallen in love with 7 perfect korean men” cut that shit out it’s embarrassing

i don’t care where you are, this is good advice.

Do it now! If you’re a student you can be registered at home AND at your term time address, so you can vote in whichever place you happen to be when the election comes around. https://www.gov.uk/register-to-vote If you’re not 18 yet but will be by the time the election happens? You can register now! If you don’t get round to registering at your uni address by two weeks before the election? Go on the council website for the area you’re registered in and check if you can apply to vote by post or proxy! I voted by proxy when I was at uni and I just had to fill out a form, then tell my mum who I wanted to vote for.

I love seeing like… animals that are vicious predators being huge babies. That is my favorite genre of animal photo

Inside every animal is the capacity To Be Bæbey

No, we lived in the blessed timeline, because the creator of a harmless webcomic character that got turned into a meme sued the shit out of neo-nazis for appropriating his art and using it to recruit kids to their fucked up ideology.