Lightontheforestfloor

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

bald guy wearing a bald cap. Do we know why?

Covering blowhole

lmao i’m reading this essay from the 1580s that mentions how if you were wearing a big elizabethan ruff and you got caught in the rain it would flip up in the wind and hit you in the face, and then you’d have to spend the rest of the day with your stupid soggy ruff all flaccid on your shoulders. can you imagine. whole new potentials for pathetic unlocked

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"

listening to songs my younger self used to love is the closest i’ll ever get to a time machine

This is what Willem Defoe was writing on his detective pad

rule #1 of tumblr polls is NEVER include a joke option if you don't want it to win by a landslide because tumblr users have one committed relationship in their lives and it's to the bit

"I have one committed relationship in my life and it's to the bit" is something I may have to put on a cross-stitch/t-shirt.

all of my writing is actually just thinly-veiled fantasy about being seen at your worst and still being loved