Lightontheforestfloor

This is what Willem Defoe was writing on his detective pad

rule #1 of tumblr polls is NEVER include a joke option if you don't want it to win by a landslide because tumblr users have one committed relationship in their lives and it's to the bit

"I have one committed relationship in my life and it's to the bit" is something I may have to put on a cross-stitch/t-shirt.

all of my writing is actually just thinly-veiled fantasy about being seen at your worst and still being loved

Whats wrong, you barely touched your pellets

I need a mix of wet and dry food.

What the fuck. You talk?

so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold

Place: the weird desert where they used to film a lot of music videos

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

dropped an embroidery needle on my floor in the dark and couldn't recover it so hopefully a bug is about to use it as a sword and go on some adventures and shit

🐌🪡 im so ready for the snides of snarch

... and why is that?

*snabs you with my sneedle*

theres only 1genre.. the Music genre 🎧🎶

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats