"'I don't know' isn't an answer" alright man then I'll just. Fuckin. Enter my philosophical mind-palace and check the fuckin akashic records. Real quick lemme just catch and cook and eat the Salmon of All Knowledge. Tell me ur question again so I can real quick climb to the highest branches of the Yggdrasil and lay it at the feet of Freda the all-wise Queen of Heaven. Dickhead.

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

forgot until just now that when i went to the grocery store today i turned down the oil/vinegar aisle and there was a store employee stocking the shelf and he said "welcome to the land of wonders" to me for some reason

I'm probably someone's "not this guy again" on Tumblr

there are many fat gay women which is basically awesome

but heres the catch: 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟

kind of obsessed with the idea of the rest of the gaang leaving Toph and Zuko to watch over some cooking food and when they come back its burned and Katara starts fuming but Toph and Zuko are like “we’ve never stepped inside a kitchen in our lives and only have one eye between us, if anything it’s your fault”

atla heritage post

i just downloaded a pdf and i have my whole life ahead of me to ignore it