slumber party !!

for me to be known is to be humiliated Lowkey

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

Sex is great but have you considered hitting me as hard as you can

tv from the mid 2000s was so good. if you can look past the everything

I have GOT to stop spending $30

you gotta be clitting me

i'm so bored does anyone wanna have a fucked up codependent mutual obsession but we're also just watching tv on the couch

my best friend ‘edible and a vibrator’ and i are going to hang out soon

men’s hockey isn’t real they made that up for heated rivalry. In real life only women can play hockey

coworker who has shot me with a water pistol twice today asked me “did you ever watch k-pop demon hunters,” i said “no,” he said, “do you watch Anything,” i looked up towards the ceiling briefly before looking back at him & saying, “no,” he said, “all i can picture, is you, in a corner of a room, staring at a wall,” i said, “yeah”

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

just remembered i said words out loud that one time. its so fucking over for me

why did no one stop me.....