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"tradwife" yes but in the sense that i, too, need to wash my speed with a cup of wine if i'm to be expected to cook, clean, do laundry and put up with a man in the same day

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i dont think straight people should be allowed to do "enemies to lovers" i think if a man is your enemy you need to trust that you were correct the first time and slay him in battle
"glad i wasn't allowed to get a tattoo when i was sixteen otherwise i would have now [insert literally anything that was an important part of your formative teenage years but now have been brainwashed to think it's cringe]" and I'M so sad you've allowed society to tear you apart so much you now energetically rejected what you once considered a core part of your identity
and btw COVER UPS EXIST! like if it actually didn't resonate with you after a few decades, if its significance in your life changed for some reason or (in the single very specific case i condone the above statement) the author of the material your tattoo got inspired by turned out to be a psycho-ideologue-oligarch who fails to see the hypocrisy in their radical exclusionist doctrines it's alright you can always get something else over it it's really not that big of a deal
you don't owe them sex
let me be clear:
not if it's someone who took you out to dinner and paid for everything be it your burger menu or the most expensive fine dining.
not if they're your long term partner/spouse/special person you're in a monogamous or non monogamous commitment with
not if you love them more than anything and feel like you would sacrifice your life for them and actually sex isn't that much is it
not if "you've done it before for less than" and they actually are better people and seem like they'd "deserve it" better
not if you've already agreed to it previously, not even if you just did it and are being requested again
if you have to ask yourself if you should, then you should. not. ever.
sex isn't transactional. it isn't a duty, it isn't a reward for being a decent human being, a given in any kind of relationship, or the only way to intimacy.
if you don't feel 100% sure YOU want it, then it's a NO
i can't believe i had to put up with so many "la bella y la bestia - porta" twilight edits during my teenage years when blood promise by richelle mead already existed in the same timeline and it's literally the best vampire allegory to domestic violence and s abuse they have ever come up with in like forever

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"oil my pan" i yell at myself quietly, over and over, because it's mid 2026 and every recipe is a recession recipe now
immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport
during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?
watching parks and rec for the first time and maybe i'm too old now, or too into politics, or the world has just gone downhill since it came out because it's not funny anymore it's factual people really are that unreasonable and stupid at meetings, government officials are that incompetent and adamant on not doing their fucking jobs and leslie has my own dumb idealism and mommy issues i really just don't want to confront right now idk
raw live reaction to watching brick for the first time:
-5 mins in, i already hate this guy, think he doesn't deserve her and i'm glad she's apparently leaving him (afaik from the trailer and vibes). she's only had two lines of dialogue
-idk if my first impulse would have been to just start poking holes in my walls but what do I know i'm not an architect
-damn this may not be the best movie to watch while staying on an airbnb alone for the first time
-grandpa you are so badass
-idk where this is going but it feels so much like a videogame. escenarios and obstacles that load just when you move to the next level, dude with bat, dude with gun, dude in drugs with surprisingly good reflexes, queer young lady who becomes the whole reason i keep playing at some point, sexy girl who has not contributed much so far, and The Brains
-grandpa no :(
-they really made the most suspicious, untrustworthy guy the bad guy? alright i guess
-queer girl no :(
-it's really them and their scotch tape against the forces of evil huh bc i don't believe for a second that furry landlord doesn't have a drawer full of handcuffs somewhere
-as someone who likes to code, that was soo satisfying
-oh so that's how he losts his hands-
-now he's going to shoot himself isn't he yep there he goes
-"that's love" girl didn't deny he's an idiot
-is this the end of scotch tape supremacy?
-letting go of that axe a little too soon for not being sure the world outside is not burning right now
-well... that's fucked up
-main takeaway: when your wife tells you to leave your job and go on a road trip, you do just that
yes i AM built to be cuddled and kissed!!!!!!!! absolutely nobody was asking!!!!!!!!!!! but i am informing you all anyway!!!!!!!!!!

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USA is Panem this, USA is Gilead that, you guys WISH even in Panem, in the poorest district of the country whose greatest entertainment event comes from betting on teenagers' battle royale, people have guaranteed housing.
+even in Gilead they have walkable cities you guys is this a joke
at this point it would be easier if someone just made a list of "celebrities that were on the big bang theory and haven't been found to be terrible people→downright criminals yet" so we can keep a close eye on them
it’s so hard for me to listen to heartbroken/angry breakup songs by straight men bc no matter how good the song is i’ll be like i’m not sure if i fully believe you. let’s hear her side of the story.
this ALWAYS happens to me with Serbia. i'm always like my boy i know you're the problem i just can't prove it yet
omg this is the funniest misunderstanding so
i meant SERBIA the mexican rock band that's pretty much just music to cry to, not Serbia the actual country:
love it when girls are a little bit ashamed and a little bit annoyed while mentioning their bfs. like gorgeous don't force yourself i don't want to hear about him either
it’s so hard for me to listen to heartbroken/angry breakup songs by straight men bc no matter how good the song is i’ll be like i’m not sure if i fully believe you. let’s hear her side of the story.
this ALWAYS happens to me with Serbia. i'm always like my boy i know you're the problem i just can't prove it yet

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USA is Panem this, USA is Gilead that, you guys WISH even in Panem, in the poorest district of the country whose greatest entertainment event comes from betting on teenagers' battle royale, people have guaranteed housing.