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Don’t rush for a flashlight or a candle. Just stay calm.

You may feel like you’re being watched. You are. But don’t worry, they’re not here to hurt you. They just got a bit overly excited.

Sometimes, during a blackout, a single TV will turn on. Turn it off.

You’ll often hear voices. If you focus you can make out what they’re saying. Feel free to strike up a conversation if they seem friendly.

Remember, nothing will hurt you in a blackout unless you panic.

This is always a nice opportunity to go outside and look at the stars. Don’t try to find constellations though. The ones you know aren’t there.

It may seem as if there’s someone else in your house. Pay them no mind.

Your pets will get anxious. Comfort them.

You may think this is a good time to try to commune with some spirits. And it absolutely is! Say hi.

Though the dark will not hurt you in any manner, you may start to feel strange and have strange thoughts. Focus on your breathing in these instances.

Sometimes people you know disappear in blackouts. Don’t worry. They’ll be there when the lights turn back on.

Many of them are lonely. You may even hear crying. It is wise to comfort them. The blackout likely won’t stop until they find peace.

Stay away from mirrors.

As long as you take the back door, you can wander wherever you want and explore things you’d normally never see. When the lights come back on you’ll be back home and those paths will be gone. Just don’t use the front door to do this.

Once the blackout ends, you may feel compelled to say goodbye. It’s best you don’t. It’ll only make it harder for them.

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a small lesser-known team pulls itself together with some promising new athletes and lots of spirit and unexpectedly start rising through the ranks to make a name for itself

you barely ever see any of their parents because who needs actual family when you have the team

everything is very important, like life or death important. It doesn’t matter if this is a little high school team at a local tournament that literally no-one gives a fuck about, there will undoubtedly be lots of crying and fighting and inspirational speeches like they’re about to go to battle

the team is all guys but there is always a cute female manager/coach

one game/match/race or whatever takes about 8 episodes, because of all the slow motion shots and the fact that apparently we need to see the exact reactions of literally every person in the room

lots of gay

no like really, lots of gay

every team has a mom

every team has a smol baby who needs to be protected

there is at least one hotshot athlete on an opposing team who’s cocky and arrogant and all the girls love him but in reality he’s just a dorky little shit

they mUST MAKE IT TO NATIONALS

two main characters who fight a lot or have lots of tension but we all know they love each other

SO MUCH ANGST AND MAIN-PAIN

The Bombur Boogie.

The Elrond.

The Legolas Shuffle.

The Kíli Shake.

Thorin: Who are these people?

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

LOL

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…