every day i walk into work and my manager says “here is the rule you must enforce” and i go “got it bossman” and i spend a couple days enforcing the rule and then my manager comes up to me and says “why are you enforcing the rule? we changed the rule yesterday and didn’t tell you” and i go “ok bossman new rule it is” and then a customer comes in asking to break the new rule and i say “sorry you can’t it’s the rule” and they say “but you don’t understand the rule doesn’t apply to me” and then my manager comes out and says “they’re right the rule doesn’t apply to them” and i ask why and my manager says “it just doesn’t.” and then the next day we get rid of the rule entirely and no one remembered it existed in the first place.
anyway this sounds like a metaphor for neurodivergence or something but it’s not this is just my fucking life
If you have a boss like this, it's really fun to add some flavor to the rule that makes the boss regret the rule/ breaking the rule.
One example from a previous job: I had a manager who kept relenting to obnoxious customers to do markdowns that made no sense (like misreading sale signs on purpose or something) so I instructed ask the cashiers to start putting his name in the reason we had to enter for the markdown so there would be a paper-trail. He stopped doing this after he realized what we were doing.


















