every day i walk into work and my manager says βhere is the rule you must enforceβ and i go βgot it bossmanβ and i spend a couple days enforcing the rule and then my manager comes up to me and says βwhy are you enforcing the rule? we changed the rule yesterday and didnβt tell youβ and i go βok bossman new rule it isβ and then a customer comes in asking to break the new rule and i say βsorry you canβt itβs the ruleβ and they say βbut you donβt understand the rule doesnβt apply to meβ and then my manager comes out and says βtheyβre right the rule doesnβt apply to themβ and i ask why and my manager says βit just doesnβt.β and then the next day we get rid of the rule entirely and no one remembered it existed in the first place.
anyway this sounds like a metaphor for neurodivergence or something but itβs not this is just my fucking life
If you have a boss like this, it's really fun to add some flavor to the rule that makes the boss regret the rule/ breaking the rule.
One example from a previous job: I had a manager who kept relenting to obnoxious customers to do markdowns that made no sense (like misreading sale signs on purpose or something) so I instructed ask the cashiers to start putting his name in the reason we had to enter for the markdown so there would be a paper-trail. He stopped doing this after he realized what we were doing.


















