You will account for me

hey so does anybody else think matt damon and ben affleck are in love or is that just me

the fundamental fantasy of project Hail Mary isn’t saving humanity or banding together or whatever the fundamental fantasy of project Hail Mary is that your shitty dissertation was actually genius and your committee was wrong all along

developing the hots for ryan gosling because of project hail mary is so fucking embarrassing I swear to god. that is a conventionally attractive man. a noted hollywood heartthrob. he's even blond, are you kidding me? did he win people magazine's sexiest man alive? I don't know. I'm not going to check but it wouldn't surprise me at this point. it's such a mainstream taste. such a clichéd celebrity crush. like oh I fancy ryan gosling and my favourite drink is coca-cola and my favourite snack is ready salted crisps. jesus christ. 'b-b-but i only like him when he's in a science pun tshirt and playing a dorky-awkward loner type!' doesn't matter. he's still ryan 'ken from barbie' gosling. it's so trite. I feel like the weird nerd girl in a teen coming-of-age romcom falling for the super popular jock. don't I know that I have a reputation to uphold here? cringe.

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you should ask more from the things you enjoy. you should care and be critical about it. it doesn’t matter if it’s sports. if it’s reading. if it’s music. if it’s a tv show. you should want MORE from the things that you enjoy. you give your money…you give your time…and at the very least you give little bits of yourself to these things and i would hope that you want more for yourself than the bare minimum in return.

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