When You Die, You Will Rot! Not Me Though.

I miss the elephant man 🥀🥀

so fucking humbling to be like “no I like that character a normal amount” and then you can literally feel your heart rate spike at a mention of them like a dog that just heard the word “treat”

Day 19734948 no Elijah Volkov: I’ve lost vision in both ears and hearing from my right eye. The sun is not in the sky anymore and I can’t remember the last time I saw a living plant. I fear the world as I once knew it no longer exists

i don't think yvonne and joshua were ever gay for each other but i do think many times joshua would be like dude if i was a girl would you want to fuck me and yvonne is like dude that's weird. no. and joshua is all bent out of shape about it and in the middle of the night when they're both trying to sleep he's like why wouldn't you fuck me if i was a girl. i'm cute right? or am i ugly and that's why i'm single… and yvonne is like fine whatever i'd fuck girl you. stop bringing it up now. & the next day joshua is like fuck off sydney i'm not ugly yonne said she'd fuck girl me & then a portal opens to an alternate dimension where they're genderbent like that adventure time episode and the voice of god is like yvonne you must make good on your word. fuck girl joshua.