Nobody Said It Was Easy

no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

surfdini

You can lead a horse to water… but you didn’t know he’d be shredding fucking waves

Love wins

‘Me pillaron’ = ‘I got caught’

This is why I always recommend having an emergency cheese. Mine is parmesan.

wonder woman out here still saving lives

im just a gay italian man i can’t handle these stresses

Luigi when he inherited that haunted mansion

a timeless classic.

I can’t with this. This fucks me up every time.

i still can’t believe that a human being can make that face

all energy healing is a scam except for when a kitty lays on your chest and purrs and purrs and sends restorative rays of magic into your bones and nerves. fellas that one’s real.