chronic blogger

my least favorite vowel is o

mine is u

Does anyone else have that one friend whose sleep schedule is like an ever-evolving mystery? One day they’ll appear to be asleep for the entire 16 hours that you’re awake, but the next three they won’t appear to actually sleep at all. Sometimes they appear to be on Australian time, other times their schedule has adjusted to somewhere in the middle of the Pacific ocean. (I call this Cthulhu time.) You go a week without seeing them and you have no idea if they’re just really busy, dead, or if their sleep has simply synced up to the exact hours you’re awake and online. The only indication that they’re still in this mortal coil is vague posts about grocery shopping that pop up on their blogs at 4:12AM. 

Why are we here? To suffer? Every day we do dishes

do people miss me I can’t imagine myself as a person others think about

i got a college degree and the thing i’m most proud of producing in the process is a full academic presentation about what makes a himbo

Halloween is coming don’t be a dick! Keep it fun.

i rather you guys put a sheet over urself and call urself a ghost than wear these disgusting ass costumes

to all those hateful anons I got about this topic, this one is for all of you.

The older I get the more fiercely protective I get of younger girls. I was heading into work yesterday and I saw that 12 year old (I mentioned her before, the one who wore makeup) talking to this older man. She’s normally really bubbly but she looked a little more subdued talking to him so I go over and loudly say “Hey sweetheart, who’s this?” And the guys just glares at me and she says “oh um his name is Justin.” And I’m like “Hi Justin, how do you know her?” And he gets nervous and is like “I just saw her jogging and thought I’d give her pointers.” So I just kinda tilted my head and looked at him for a minute. He literally asked me “are you a cop or something? I haven’t done anything wrong.” So I took her to the McDonald’s near by, bought her something and had a talk about not talking to strangers. Low key I’m debating the next time I see her parents (they drop her off at the gym and leave her there for hours) to maybe have a talk with them or something. Idk if it’s my place tho

Just to add because some messaged me saying that I was being a nosey bitch: so a woman who used to go to my gym (and my same university. Like I used to see her at my job and on campus) actually went missing not far from my intersection (literally a 5 min walk away from the major intersection) on may 10 and they found her body literally last week (June 19). Everyone has been on high alert lately so when I saw this random dude talking to this little girl, my brain immediately went into defence panic mode. So yeah call me nosey if you want

This world could use more nosey b*tches.

I’ll stop being a nosey bitch when males stop being predators

Always be a nosy bitch where young girls are concerned. Always be a nosy bitch where creepy old men are concerned

Reminder, BE A NOSEY BITCH

THIS BLOG IS RUN BY A NOSEY BITCH

You know I’d rather be a Nosey Butch than to see a woman, child, teenager killef

I AM 100 PERCENT HERE FOR “NOSY” “BITCHES”

Happy Friday to everyone except those who deny that the global climate crisis is a legitimate threat

Happy Saturday to everyone except those who deny that the global climate crisis is a legitimate threat

Happy Sunday to everyone except those who deny that the global climate crisis is a legitimate threat

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO Y ENOJADO

C H U N K

I’m not a party gay. I’m a couch gay, a homosectional you could say

Well I for one certainly didn’t ever expect to post something positive that AXE body spray had to say.

Normally, I think that this whole sort of “Company is being funny on twitter” thing is bad… but, AXE is a product which is extremely strongly linked with teenage boys.  Teenage boys, who are a key demographic for AXE, are also key targets for radicalization by alt-right/neo-nazi/white supremacist groups. Maybe… just maybe, companies like AXE, which are seen as “cool” to these kids, standing up and saying “You know what’s super lame? Being a fucking homophobe”, just might get a few of them to not follow the path some dark corners of the internet want to lead them down.  I don’t know.  

Until such a time as we can dismantle capitalism completely, encouraging brands like AXE to support progressive causes and fight the normalization of fascism is something to aim for.

unfortunately for everybody i will keep doing whatever i want