Developments in Degeneracy

so which one of you is the supervillain and which is the secret agent being tied up and tortured in a homoerotic manner by the supervillain

Nintendo’s next two products are a dedicated handheld and a dedicated console system. They’re called the Nintendo Dom and the Nintendo Sub.

“Until death do us part, briefly, followed by a mildly inconvenient period of rituals, and then we resume our time together,” the necromancer said with a illuminated grin and a teasing tone before kissing their newly wedded wife for the first time.

The concept of a “master bedroom” is so annoying when you’re trying to shop for a house optimized for living with a bunch of people 1 to a bedroom instead of a couple living with kids or whatever. That bathroom would be so much more handy if it wasn’t INSIDE the bedroom!

and the real estate agent gives you funny looks when you ask how many slave bedrooms it has

I think that is because they use the word "closet" instead. I don't know why they do that though.

sub: dom me, tell me what to do me: brush your teeth me: eat well  me: go to bed  me: treat yourself with love and respect

@anheliotrope @empresscelestia

There isn’t much of a point to messing you up good if you don’t do enough self-care~

That OCD feel when you realize that you’re dating and that you do not need to resist the urge to fix her bra strap.

it’s apparently very sexy when cute girls talk about how they intend to live forever and experience the future of humanity

HOW IS THIS NEWS TO YOU?!

What laws of physics do you kink on breaking, exactly, pet?

Comfortable restraints aren’t kink, they’re autism.

Why not both?