I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

It’s a tony soprano summer

What this means

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

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no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away

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striking amount of similarity between the phrases "babbling brook" & "grappling hook"

could be nothing

big fan of the way moles sit in dirt with their arms out like they’re in a hot tub