Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

you fucking suck at burger

the real danger days listening party event is happening in my car where it is 102° outside and i am driving very fast with the windows down

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

I often feel like a weak and frail dog that my friends take care of

i lay on the ground whimpering 18 hours a day and every time someone kneels down to pet me i let out soft little sighs

the fuck was going on in feburary

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

'being single sucks because youll be lonely' lame and untrue. 'being single sucks because a lot of groceries are portioned to make food for more than one person and you cant really take advantage of buying in bulk because it'll go bad before you use it all' this i cannot deny.