Dreams of one day...

Fun, someone said the words “prior authorizations” around me and now I’m pissed off at 730am on my day off. I go off on this rant all the time. ALL THE TIME.

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

I felt compelled

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

50,000 years. 50,000. And over that huge arc of time, we’ve been quietly using the exact same thing, unchanged, because we simply haven’t found anything better to do the job. 

For a moment I felt like I was in the Twilight Zone.

HANG ON TO THAT DOCTOR

(Source)

"NO, THERE"

This is so cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6vBezPo3T0

pictured: a brave man rejecting heterosexual alcohol

Din: *Sigh*

@crvggio​ I’ve been laughing at this for 47 years

Sincerest apologies if this has already been done

Twilight AU where instead of hating each other, Alice and Jacob are bffs who bitch about what a crybaby Edward is while sipping lattes(Alice is drinking for the aesthetic because she is that bitch™️). Alice gets Jacob in the habit of saying “yaaaaas bitch”

And, oh my God, it's my new favorite thing.

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