masc 4 masquerain

one sip of this will have you demanding the news

for pride month staff should lift the ban on cock and balls

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.

62 8

Absolutely nuts how they made up a number for this satire post and the correction is that reality is *more absurd* than the number they chose

no i’m afraid it’s even worse than that. 62 was correct in 2016 when the original post was made.

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

in an astounding coincidence, the right level of technology happens to be the exact one I was surrounded with growing up

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

My understanding is that she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

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