masc 4 masquerain

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

My understanding is that she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

@spacialsquid @aimervee @softstarryblanket @ribbondragons @summermonths @device--conduct @whentheleahvesfall @timegears @vaporeongirlfins @solenstelluna @graminos @cactus-genome @thehumanwiki

let’s just watch movies in just our underwear and kiss a lot

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

I went to stupid bitch island and everybody knew you

well why were YOU there huh