An Absolute Shit Show

if you refuse to get the vaccine the government should sneak into your room after you go to sleep and take out the little chip in your neck that makes the supermarket doors open when you go near them

want to fall asleep under the stars(no bugs)

reblog and put an explanation of the last photo in your camera roll in the tags

he’s a fictional character to you, i know him personally

september will be kind. september will be magical. september will bring the missing energy. september will be working towards our goals and self. september will be a month full of growth.

I forgot they were vampires my bad

Alice @ Bella about Jessica

im not even trying to be funny but the serious ass long ass thinkpieces floating on here abt how edward cullen somehow deserves better are the best display of satire I’ve seen in the fandom bc like…… that pasty mf is already smeyers fictional bf and he’s highly praised nearly every time he’s mentioned in bella’s narrative! literally what more could y’all want lmfao

Maybe edward deserves what he wants: humanity, aging, sickness, and death.

king shit

you guys dont know what a himbo is anymore. youve lost sight. you cant just call every man you like a himbo. theres nuance

Y'all follow me after one good post and then you get stuck with nonsense

I can just imagine Bella waking up during the night with some sort of vampire question, driving over to the Cullens place and walking into the door before yelling “Hey! Does a persons blood type make them taste different?!” She hears Jasper yell “Yeah” from the lounge and immediately says “Aight sick thanks” and drives back home to Charlie’s before going back to sleep, this happens often

Look I’m not trying to hype myself up… but I am actually this is the best post I’ve made to date

how this man gonna use pomegranate seed as a metaphor like bitch when was the last time u even had a pomegranate? 1918? shut up