Do what you feel, keep it real

Daaaaaamnnn life, back at it again with the bullshit.

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

Your belly button is just your old mouth.

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I was having a good day.  We were all having a good day.

ever notice that the mean voice in ur head that insults u is awful confident for something thats literally never done anything in its life except be mean to you… like… one of us is pathetic and its not me buddy… get a hobby… yikes

self care is roasting the mean voice in your head

Eveyone is scared that if they had traveled back in time they could do something very small that would change their whole life. But no one thinks that doing something very small in the present will have a huge impact on their future.

in multiple interviews jake gyllenhaal has said that he has no friends and i just hope he knows that it doesn’t have to be that way. i could be your friend jake. i wouldn’t mind

Me reassuring myself: it’s really ok you dumb bitch

Thats a damn good advice

“that’s the spirit” i say as i gesture to the spirit that’s been haunting my home for years. when will they leave or start contributing to the household by doing something like helping with laundry. when will they pay rent

black cats are wonderful because you can stare into the void and not only does the void stare back, sometimes it trots up to you happily and begs for pats

the void is loud and wants chicken