IPA: /ˈkoʊ.i/

Huge shout to my friend from an undergraduate philosophy program who started working out every single day, not for health benefits or to become conventionally attractive or whatever, but because -- and this is a direct quote -- he was concerned that otherwise he might "become lost in the world of signs and forget the things they signify". I have thought about this every single time that I've worked out since.

so baby hold me closer in the toast slot of your toaster

Sometimes my brain feels like a horse with a broken leg.

Like making love in a pet food department

Fucking close to dog food.

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

You're failing.

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.

I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me

I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe

Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano

FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER

sometimes i remember that one time my friends made a list of "if our friends were a movie this is the cast list that would be playing them and rhe actor for me was "that girl who plays bella from twilight"

did she know i was fruity

out west they call me the Migraine Kid. aint nobody who could get a headache faster than me, and when the lawmen come the loud bangin and bright flashes of their guns only serve to make me even crankier

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

took ubrelvy it's behind the right eye pain solid 1/10

red light red light my pulse is in my teeth and browbone