this fish is sleeping...

taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing

absolutely will not be able to make it through the entire video tonight but Shanspeare roasting Miss Swift for the time she dated a high schooler at the tender age of 22 is so peak

is "espionage" like a self-censorship term for sex now or

Calvin Harris being a stage name is crazy. why would you take one very common sounding anglo name and swap it out for another very common sounding anglo name. it's not the point of this video and I don't care about him at all but like. what's his deal.

it's really buckwild how much g🌈ylors were certain that Taylor and Karlie, of all people, would need to resprt to a lavender marriage to be "protected from the Trump administration." like as if the extremely wealthy white celebrity gays were in terrible danger. lmao.

and it's like. in hindsight it seems really easy to see that Miss Swift was just kind of tapping into LGBT rights as a cause that was technically political but pretty safe. like a very popular celebrity coming out as an #ally in the late 2010s was not brave unless you were, saying, an extremely coddled woman with the political mind of a beanie baby. like it has no more edge than her period of walking around with a bunch of equally tall and thin and white supermodels and talking about feminism.

treating anything Christian Siriano did like it's proof is so funny. he's a shit-stirring little gremlin who loves mess and I'm saying that as someone who wants to fuck him pretty severely.

god you're so right Shanspeare that is the best movie of all time

I have to say it's been a real honor to be like the only internet wingbat directly quoted in this video, virtually every gaylor is anonymized and me? well I'm a special little boy who gets an inbox full of people telling me I'm in a video I already know about

man "if she's straight then what the hell is her music about" has gotta be one of the gaylor quotes of all time

god I'm so glad they had two bottles of wine for this. also I've already seen a Lot of people misgendering Shanspeare while talking about this video (and in general) so let's all remember that they're a they/them baddie. it's literally in the opening of the video.

miss honey from Matilda i kinda need u bad and I respect your life philosophy too

Doomsday sounds astronomically fucking bad btw

i don't go here but january 6th is my birthday did something else happen on that day?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/January_6_United_States_Capitol_attack

https://dreamteam.fandom.com/wiki/Doomsday_War

i love this post so much. i wonder how shes doing

"Thus far you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience" is the most amazing line what the fluff. We don't just forget how clever the screenplay was comedy wise and profound emotionally, it often did both at once my goodness

I’m reading this book about the changing arctic and the author stayed with the Nunamiut people of inland alaska for a while and talked to this high school kid who was like “ugh I hate going to school in the spring I wish I was hunting caribou” and I thought that was charming. you often hear about people who are devoted to preserving their traditional culture and knowledge but it’s rare to hear about someone who’s invested in the old ways out of pure teenage selfishness. school is lame and hunting caribou is awesome

if my name was "wolfgang amadeus" i would also be getting a lot of shit done