Lesbehonest about the amount of people here

"I love your personality" thanks I stole it from a fictional character

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it's crazy how february-june didn't happen

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

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“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

when i add ........... to the end of my sentence im leaving room for curiosity. i'm encouraging you to get comfortable with the unknown.......

'that blows' and 'that sucks' are both negative, which means moving air in any sort of way is inherently bad

@aenaeven

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

@raineorshine

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

Do not like

Keep. Reblogging.

If we reblog enough we could save it

Reblogged at 1.7 M notes

reblogged at 1.8M notes

how did this lose over 5k notes

I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.

Real.

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

Half of my sonas I actually sat down to specifically design, the rest just popped into my head one day and were like "hi i'm you", this guy is the latest one

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