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Ი𐑼 fic inspired by the art above from @/mojalichan!
summary — taking on a duo palace infiltration with your boyfriend wasn't anything unusual for you, but you sure do wish he'd learn some restraint.
themes — persona 5 AU, joker!lohen, panther!reader, oracle!mika, fluff and humor, mild violence, lohen being reckless per usual, shooting bad guys with your boyfriend 'cause that's his idea of a date, kissing ♡
WC: 948 | ao3
Another day, another palace.
“From what I can tell, this one seems weak. You should be able to dispatch it without alerting the other Shadows. There’s something unusual with the navigation frequencies though, so be careful, Panther.”
You peer through the gaps of your mask, your eyes taking in the situation before you. There’s a lone Shadow wandering about, but it looks to be nothing more than a low-leveled hilichurl. If you weren’t so worried about heightening the alert system, you wouldn’t even be hesitating like this.
“Panther?” Mika asks.
You nod before answering, “Got it. Sorry.”
You reassure your grip on the handle of your red whip. Before you can leap forward and be covert about it, you hear three loud gunshots ring out from over your head.
Bang! Bang! Bang! The hilichurl’s body jerks with each shot, and a loud alarm bell immediately rings out. You wince, and when you turn around to see who’s fired the shots, you see your idiot of a teammate, laughing with the barrel of his pistol resting against the side of his head. His red eyes gleam through his white mask, and as a furious wind whips from the corridor behind him, his black coattails flap around at his sides.
“Come on, Panther! Don’t tell me you're scared of a little Shadow.”
“Loh—!” Quickly, you stop yourself. “Joker! You just triggered the whole palace!”
“Uh-huh! And here they come now.” He grins, holding his dagger to his chest at a ninety degree angle with one hand, and keeping his pistol at his side with the other. “Better get those claws out, pretty girl. I think we’re gonna have a good time.”
Like a madman, he dashes ahead into the fray. You let out a frustrated groan before following after him. Whip at your side, you eliminate a straggling hilichurl with a loud crack! Lohen laughs as he sprays bullets into the crowd, looking like a maniac as blood and guts spray everywhere. He’s being too aggressive for a duo palace infiltration, but you’d be naive to think that he didn’t understand your shared limitations.
“C’mon, babe!” he exclaims, leering over at you with a wicked grin. “Why don’t you use that machine gun I bought you? It cost an arm and a leg, you know?!”
As soon as he ends his sentence, he pumps another round of lead into an oncoming mitachurl. The Shadow falls dead at your feet, and you let out a strained hiss when you nearly stumble over it.
Lohen has a point—it’s best to blow through these low-level enemies with your bullets rather than all of your SP, but you don’t like how he always says—.
“We’re like Bonnie and Clyde!” he giggles, a spray of blood staining his cheek. “I fucking love shooting bad guys with you, baby!”
“This isn’t romantic at all!” you sputter back. “We’re infiltrating a palace, not having a date!”
“Huh?” Lohen gets a coy look in his eyes, like he’s going to summon Arsene to make matters even worse for you. “Guess I got a little confused there, huh? Thought you loved me or something!”
Fire hotter than Carmen’s flames consumes your face. You aggressively launch your whip towards a Slime Shadow approaching you, making it burst into ice-colored shards upon contact. Belligerently, you snap, “Have you lost your mind, Joker?! Now’s not the time or the place!”
“Well, shit!” Lohen laughs. “Guess I’ll just go home by myself after this! After all, it’s not like I was planning to pamper you with love and attention like the princess you are!”
He grabs you by the hip, making you yelp in surprise. With you pressed to his side, Lohen cackles as he fires round after round, and as you watch his thrilled expression turn even more vivid, you feel your heart pound in your chest. You turn your attention to the horde of enemies swarming your way, stomping through the corridor with wooden maces and steel swords, and swallow back your hesitation.
When you whip out the submachine gun he forced onto you last week, Lohen’s giggling intensifies.
“I do love you!” you say over the gun fire. “But I still think you’re fucking crazy!”
“Gonna pretend I only heard the first part!” He squeezes you tight before chirping, “Make ‘em taste lead, pretty girl!”
“Um, guys!” Mika calls over the comms. “I’m still here! And the danger level in the palace is increasing by the second! I really think you should get out of there—!”
“No way! We’re just getting started, right, Panther?!”
You extend your arm, pointing your gun right at the enemy. When you squeeze the trigger, sending an array of bullets out in front of you in a violent spray, Lohen’s hold on you only tightens. You spare him a glance and immediately notice how fond his smile looks.
You turn your focus back to the group of Shadows. Now’s not a good time to get yourself too lost in those eyes of his. You can’t make out and kill Shadows at the same time, right?
“Hey!” Lohen calls over the gunfire. “Wanna make out while we kill these Shadows?!”
Fuck. Honestly, it doesn’t sound half-bad.
So you send your rationality to the wind—you turn your head and kiss him. As the gunfire and screams echo through the palace, you feel your lips curl into a smile. Lohen laughs against your mouth, his lips catching yours in a fiery kiss, and as the Shadows fall dead all around you, you lose yourself within the sweet mint taste of him.
In your ear, Mika lets out a scared whimper.
“I really wish I wasn’t here right now…”
a/n: it has been a HOT minute since i played p5, but when i saw the glorious joker!lohen art by my wife @mojalichan, i just had to get to work on a shortfic...
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The audacity to suggest that my entire community is homophobic (I.e., you spend zero time around Black queer and trans folk) but somehow yours is worthy of a closer, more nuanced look... Really some OG white supremacy, actually! "Those savages, they don't understand things like gender and sexuality, they're just angry uncultured brutes!" -mentality shared between 1700s race scientists and 2026 You, apparently.
Some folks was really out here lying with those #BLM pins 😭
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GUYS... PLEASE, HEAR ME OUT... I DON'T KNOW IF I'M DELUSIONAL OR I MIGHT BE ON SOMETHING.....
My Theory:
We already know Teyvat has a "fake sky." Phanes (The Primordial One) sounds incredibly similar to Phainon (from Amphoreus) — both names share Greek roots meaning "to shine/reveal," they share the same VA patterns, and both are heavily associated with the concept of destruction/remaking worlds.What if Teyvat’s "fake sky" isn't a prison... but a cosmic shield? What if Phanes created the barrier specifically to hide Teyvat from the Aeons (like Nanook the Destruction) and the rest of the Honkai universe?If that barrier shatters, Teyvat is completely exposed to the cosmos. I am honestly so overwhelmed and terrified of where this story is going because Amphoreus lore is already so heartbreaking...What do you all think? Are we looking at the ultimate HoYoVerse crossover?
Look at the new profile avatar unlocks! One of them literally mentions "Her Palace Collapses Into the Blizzard" and the locked avatar looks SO SIMILIAR to a Flame Reaver unit/boss, which heavily ties to Amphoreus from Honkai: Star Rail!
gracerocky/grockdrian where instead of adrian getting jealous of grace, it's grace getting jealous of adrian. after all, he's in a faraway planet surrounded by aliens, in an environment built to kill him.
grace doesn't have anything that's actually his, aside from rocky
human life is such a fleeting, fragile thing. it would be so easy for anyone or anything to break him, even unintentionally. the rest of his life will come and go in the blink of an eye. rocky may not be able to forget him, no, but grace is such a short part of his long lifespan.
grace holds rocky close because he's all he has. he's light years away from earth, he's walking through a crude imitation of his home beaches, and he clings desperately to familiarity—that being this visceral, festering love. it feels like the sole remnant of his humanity.
whenever adrian is around, grace has to bite his tongue. "you've had 186 earth years with him," he thinks. "you've had him for two of my lifespans and will have him for three more after i die."
"let me have him in this one," grace wishes he could say.
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I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days
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