:)

no babe i find your strange and creepy and perverted vibe to be very cute actually

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are a accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

u have to be brave. u have to build ur dvd collection

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england

Body hair hairy chest hairy stomach hairy back hairy ass hairy legs hairy arms #YES

Ok*reduces you to a simmer* go rest for a while