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transgender lesbian office ladies. you agree. reblog

(bashfully) so ive been growing little men in tubes...

taylor swift invited a guy who owns and operates an ice detention center to her wedding swifties can pack it up forever now your bitch is awful

yeah i hate concentration camps because i hate women you caught me

im so tired i could sleep a horse

it's cause you're always on that damn comic book.

can i get a fucking ETA on “this too shall pass”?

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

no babe i find your strange and creepy and perverted vibe to be very cute actually

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are a accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

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