Me and My Hyperfixations

That’s it. That’s the show.

Claire’s

i have such a bad diet my cells have unionized and refuse to work unless i eat an orange

I think that’s called scurvy

marie kondo wants you to live your best goblin life she just asks you keep the hoard tidy

LMAOFIWOFJWIJFODNVOSNVOSNV

Mr Ratburn from Arthur is gay! It was a straight bait and switch! Oh my god!

one time in freshman history class the teacher asked if we supported women’s suffrage. one kid didn’t raise his hand because “women shouldn’t have to suffer”

imagine being him thinking women’s suffrage is women suffering and the entire class raises their hands and just being like w hat th e fu ck gu ys

I didn’t even register this as a template, I thought it was just a existential meme

[ID: tweet by Joy Clarkson @joynessthebrave dated March 27, 2019 that reads “Being a human is so confusing because you are basically an animal with a soul, so sometimes you’re like ‘am I experiencing a profound spiritual desolation or have I not eaten enough for breakfast? impossible to tell.’” /end ID]