the girl

THE BASICS

name: Lola Chastain-Coyne nickname: Lo, Lolo face claim: Phoebe Tonkin 1 pronouns: She/her age: Thirty-three birthdate: April 23 birth place: New York City borough: Manhattan occupation: Crisis manager/fixer education: Master’s degree in political science nationality: American ethnicity: Caucasian  five adjectives: Driven, luxurious, bossy, intuitive, electric

IDENTIFIERS

alignment: True neutral mbti: ENTJ hogwarts house: Slytherin zodiac: Taurus season: Summer element: Earth

APPEARANCE

height: 5′5 (+ six inch heels) build: Slim distinguishing features: A keloid scar along her collarbone modifications: Double piercings in both her ears, cartilage piercing, nose piercing that has closed up (fit of teenage rebellion)

RELATIONSHIPS

this is a flash request that i can’t be bothered to format, but i’ll hit the highlights, because really, there’s not much substance to this family.

irish. über famous parental units. inspired by the olympic pantheon. hot mess express. dysfunctional to the core.

ambrose lockwood. irish. goes by “rosie”. only his husband can call him rose. literal trash panda. grumpy doesn’t even begin to describe it. he’s the third child in a MASSIVE semi-celebrity family, but his older two brothers are hedonists (he stands by it) so he’s got big brother vibes. he runs a bar creatively titled “the coffee bar” which is half coffee shop, half sports bar — the compromise after years of fighting with the bar’s coffee shop neighbor — and he’s married to a professional basketball player. that’s on the super dl because rosie would rather pull out a bicuspid with pliers than willingly admit anything about his personal life, but it’s a thing. he has two kids (21 & 19) from an ill-fated first marriage, and kids from his current marriage. he needs the rest of his huge family (think irish-kardashians meet the olympian pantheon, except more dysfunctional), his husband, his kids, his perky coffee bar partner who is his complete opposite (and low-key one of the lights of his life, the giant softie), ex-wife, and basically everything else. 

avi rawal. he’s kind of a fuckboy, but like...a classy one. look, he doesn’t have it all figured out, but he’s working on it. he’s become kind of a big deal on the interwebs as a tattooist, and it’s gotten to the point where celebrities will come to him, and he books up six months in advance. while professionally he’s got it going for him, personally he’s still trying to avoid his family’s expectations for him, while also figuring out how to be a person. he’s currently single after things ended with a long-term ex, but he’s not exactly the greatest boyfriend, often putting work before relationships. however, he’s a closet romantic, and he wouldn’t say no to someone sweeping him off his feet (though who knows if he’ll stay down for long.) he definitely needs some of his fratboy friends, clients, exes, and anything else!

rosa torres. she’s trying, okay. she’s a recent nyu grad and aspiring fashion designer with all of these big city dreams, but life in the city isn’t easy. she’s currently living in a loft with five-seven other people (*softly chants in new girl vibes*), vlogging her life, and running a fashion podcast. she doesn’t have a whole lot of direction in her life, nor does she have much money in her bank account, but she has a whole lot of spirit and a can-do attitude, and that’s enough, rIGHT??? she needs her aforementioned roommates, (all the roommate messiness!!!!) friends, fellow internet personalities, and a whole lot more!