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moms of friends i don’t talk to anymore wishing me happy birthday like oh thats gore of my favorite character on my timeline

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"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox
[so horny my penis is whistling like a tea kettle] what? i cant hear you over my penis
Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

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you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen
I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.
me as a teenager: man it sucks to have no privacy or autonomy but i guess its for a good reason. when i turn 18 i will realise how young i was and understand why they did all that.
me as an adult: teenagers are an oppressed class, their abuse is normalised and systemic and they need to start killing people
you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

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theres a reason u associate east asians with femininity and black people with masculinity and it has nothing to do with actual masculine or feminine “behavior” and everything to do with race science 😭 u have been taught race science, u haven’t unlearned race science 😭😭😭😭 READ A BOOK ABOUT RACISMMMM
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MY FUCKING CAR

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-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says
-> oh!
i hate when people say they shave their armpits because it stinks otherwise. no it doesn’t. quite the contrary, in fact. the hair blocks the smell. and traps the sweat. so when you shave, you’re smellier, there’s no barrier between your smell and the world. i know this from experience of being hairy and shaven.