Hm. Yikes

ancient peoples loooved a flood narrative it was kinda like their beatles

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

3.5 stars. the thinking man's 5 stars

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

i was born in the absolute RIGHT generation if i had to have children i would KILL MY SELF!!!!

why don't you calm down and look up the little auk

1 beer in and i start telling people to surrender

*goes limp and passive but in a way that feels more dangerous somehow*

*doesn't protest or react but you can't help but feel like i'm doing it on purpose*

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

joining the war on pigeons on the side of pigeons