Stethoscope constantly held to my head

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

i need to imagine some scenarios

one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent

adult backpack wearers of the world unite

*keeps my cards close to my chest but they're all facing the wrong way so everyone can see them anyway*

let me just park in a way that brings shame upon my entire family line

crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.