kept you like an oath

Women and women can never be friends because the sex thing just gets in the way

i would die alone and have my carcass be eaten by vultures before i talk to chatgpt like it's my boyfriend

Weißt du was? Fuck it *entspaßt dein Getränk*

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

This is some Scooby Doo shit XD

once i get over it i will be over it

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

Hi, it’s me, your Flix Bus driver. I heard some of you back there asking why we’re on this dirt road in the middle of a cow pasture if this is supposed to be a direct line from Berlin to Munich. To that I say: you all need to mind your own damn business and look at the fucking moo cows.

i dont mean to victim blame but why do these vampires keep talking to daniel molloy when they know he's daniel molloy

*handcuffs us together* friendship bracelet!!

all this explicit body horror only being reserved for black bodies in this show on top of the racially charged language and the bastardization of the black characters idk anymore man