Delirium

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

they should make chatgpt automatically redirect to coolmathgames so you can actually fucking learn something

the horrors persist but so do books, art, hot chocolate, winter nights, the moon, the sea, the stars, sunsets, literature, libraries, cats, flowers, stories, love and the wistful feeling you get when you finally return home

Y’all making women in their thirties feel old is my villain origin story actually

I think one of the gentlest things in the world is when a friend just gets your weird little brain. like you say half a sentence and they finish it. you reference something incredibly niche from seven years ago and they’re already nodding. they understand your strange vocabulary for emotions that don’t have real words yet. it’s being seen and known and still loved. maybe especially because you’re known. god. what a gift.

guys have we considered that during this tour, phil will turn 40 years old. like has anyone thought about that?