star-crossed brothers

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

piss poor reading comprehension???? simply drink water and you will have an abundance of piss

piss rich reading comprehension

I'm flattered you say we piss on the rich

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

the youtube notification of ''ooohh your video isn't starting up smoothly???? turn off your ad blocker you cunt <3'' is so pathetic to me bc it takes five seconds max. you think i can't wait five seconds? you think i need to give you money because five seconds is too long? i pity your wife.

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

Women and women can never be friends because the sex thing just gets in the way

I go on Tumblr, I feel basic. I go out into the real world and people look at me like I fell out of a ufo

@unofficial-autism-post

Touch starved… but it’s for a cool autumn breeze.

they should invent a my brain that doesnt attack me constantly