star-crossed brothers

i agree with british people when they say fooking ell

"subtext" and "buttsex" being anagrams of each other is an example of order and harmony in the universe

Stop normalizing football

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need better friends

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need to be better friends

@thefortysecondolive

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

@herzlak

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.