lemurlord

Okay, obviously String Theory's gotta have a higher rating than Armsmaster, that's an easy round—What the fuck? What the fuck do you mean String Theory's lower? She literally almost blew up the MOON, bro, that's not worthy of the highest rating you've got? "Obviously Armsmaster is rated higher"? "He's more versatile"? Void_Cowboy? Wait a sec...Didn't I ban your ass like a month ago? Could've sworn you ate a perma for some churlish-ass behavior. Did somebody unban you or something? Cause I promise, if it happened, it absolutely wasn't me. Hold on, I'm checking the logs. "Wait, I'm sorry?" Nah 🤣it's too late now, buddy. Let's see... Void_Cowboy, subscribed for thirty-six months, "NL you should play Platoon of Parahumans again, it's 'epic'", "NL please play PoP, it's 'awesomesauce'", "do you really think Bob Dylan is good, that shit sucks ass", uh huh, okay, I'm getting a pretty clear picture of what's going on here. If I'm being honest, it's not looking very good for you Void_Cowboy. If I were you, I would be pret-ty nervous right now. 🤣 Get ready to type out your unban request, pal. "Skitter is as much of a thinker as Regent obviously", "NL please help I think my crush is a supervillain", "NL I need help I think my crush is a supervillain", okay wait, hold on, what's that all about? Void_Cowboy, explain. Are you still here? Elaborate. I'd better see you typing or you're eating a ban.

"A girl I used to hang out with at school stopped showing up to class at the same time a local supervillain took over half the city." ...I wanna treat this with all the seriousness and gravity it deserves, so lemme start with this: did you... call the PRT about this? "No"? Okay so, you think a girl you used to know, apropos of literally nothing except for like, two fucking calendar dates lining up, is secretly a supervillain controlling your city. And instead of taking this shit to the authorities, you ask your local streamer what to do? "Yes"? ...Okay. 😕 And clearly I didn't give you an answer, so... what did you end up doing with this information? "Nothing"? "Should I ask her if it's true?" What? No, man, of course not! Are you crazy? Best case scenario, she says no, and all you did was accuse a random girl of being a murderous criminal just because you had a frankly insane delusion, which, for the record, that's the direction I'm leaning in right now.

Worst case scenario is you were actually fucking right, at which point you would end up a missing persons case, which obviously, y'know, would be really bad for me, because I'm associated with you now.

...And like yeah it would obviously be bad for you because you probably don't wanna be murdered or anything like that. Sometimes it's best to just leave things alone, man, not everything needs a reaction.

"I think I'm gonna do it"? I'm gonna just hit ban and pretend I didn't read that.