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i.e. why when you or someone else gets stabbed or impaled, you should leave the object in the wound until medical help arrives.

i feel like that last comment should be accompanied by a bill-wurtz-style jingle

what happens when two dramatic bitches like Geralt and Aragorn visit the same tavern on the same night and there’s only one corner table for them to brood at in a solitary fashion, would they take turns or share a booth while simply refusing to acknowledge each other’s existence

And there was only one corner table...!

oh my god there was only one corner table...

we do not need midnight sun. we need a twilight book from robert pattinson’s pov

I hate journalists so much it’s unreal

Calling people who work for the daily mail “journalists” is blatant misrepresentation of the truth. Which is why it’s not surprising when they call themselves that

The Sun is absolutely trash as well most tabloids are

I HATE ALL Y'ALL RIGHT NOW

I don’t know what I expected, but it wasn’t that. LMAO

being against incest and pedophilia (yes, even in fiction) doesnt make me an “anti” it makes me a normal god damn person with like, morals and stuff

I don’t ‘zone out’. Being zoned out is my default state, and I occasionally zone back in to check how things are going.

In a weird place between wanting quarantine to end because my mental health is absolutely spiraling, and hoping quarantine continues because I can’t imagine going back into functioning society again.

This!!!! I’m so glad someone put it into words.

Turn on the sound