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the worm NL post masterlist
Gay Bad Canary
Northernlion on the Voices in his Head
Notes app cape comedy
The Thinker Theorem
The Armsmaster Analysis
NL on Skitter's Mayoral Debacle
out of context
tinker son vs thinker daughter
the Peloton final boss
the Capedle Crashout
Egg vs Endbringers
Grocery Store Anecdotes (Patriotic Edition)
NL on True Gamers
NL's problematic parahuman take
NL on the Amy Discourse (plus bonus material)
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Hey everyone I'm she/her now happy pride 😊🎉
guy who's circumcised but believes he retains a spiritual foreskin call that a fores kinnie
70 year old kinkster be like: despite my old age I have still stuffed my cock in a cage
Devil's Advocate, a Worm/of the Devil cross, begins with Episode 1. Ten years after Gold Morning, in the City of the future, a broken lawyer attempts to put herself back together one blood-soaked case at a time.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/83937441/chapters/221285171
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Gay Bad Canary
"gay Bad Canary be like: I don't care what they all think, I just wanna lick some pink"?
... What the fuuuuuck? Nahhhh 😂 you can't say that, man. "You said it"?
No, dude, I just read it. I was just quoting chat, I've got messenger's immunity.
"What's wrong with being gay?"
Okay, you're trying to bait me, you're trying to lure me into a brick wall painted like it's a tunnel, but I'm sorry to tell you that I've got better pattern recognition than most so I'll sidestep your trap and say this: Bad Canary is not gay, man. She famously had a boyfriend, even if she, y'know, allegedly did that stuff to his penis. Which might have been deserved, I don't know, I'm not really up to date with all that stuff.
But like half her songs are about dating men! Now, she could be bi, and if she is I completely support her in her journey of dating women and/or men. Or neither! I don't know! "Bi Bad Canary be like: I'm in the Birdcage with brute 12 locks, I love to suck on puss and cocks"? Okay, okay, hold on 😂 you might be onto something here
Northernlion on the Voices in his Head
"NL did you hear that the Butcher died"?
Wait, what? No, man, I did not hear this. They killed her? Like, permanently?
"Yes"? "The Undersiders killed her"?
Okay, okay, wait, hold on, cause I'm seeing a lotta conflicting messages here. I thought the Butcher couldn't die permanently, cause it's like a memetic virus, like a 'if you kill a killer the number of killers stay the same' kinda thing. Now you're telling me they actually solved it? Somebody get Plato on the line, hoooly 😂
Actually though, can I say something? For the last few years I've been carrying around this insane fear that I'd, like, say the wrong thing to the wrong chatter and I'd somehow butterfly effect-Rube Goldberg my way into accidentally one-tapping the Butcher and I'd end up with fourteen new psycho tenants in my brain, so honestly this is kind of a weight off of my shoulders.
"That's insane behavior"?
I mean, not really. 😅 Have you seen the shit you guys type because you feel like you've got a bubble shield of psuedonymity? Naw, man, I'm fighting for my life out here every damn day. I guess the real insanity is that I thought that anything would change if I became the Butcher. Fourteen voices screaming at me to end myself because I made a slightly suboptimal guess in Capedle is already my nine-to-five, man. For me it's everyday, bro. Honestly, limiting it to just fourteen assholes would probably be a step up.
"You'd have badass superpowers though"?
I mean, I gueeesssss? That's not really why—okay, hold on, I think I get what's going on here. You guys have this completely unfounded idea that if you got Butchered, you'd be able to tank the voices and walk away with a whole suite of brand new superpowers with basically no downside, and I'm sorry to be the voice of reason here, but that shit is not true. You guys can't even talk to your Doordash drivers without staring at your feet, there's no chance in hell you'd be able to tank the 24-7 social interaction, your asses would fold after like ten minutes of polite conversation, you disingenuous so-and-sos
lesbian pleasuring her partner with a strap on: you're gonna cum for a hundred and fifty years the largest woman you've ever seen, barely restrained by 6 other lesbians: 150 YEARS???? TAKE THIS STRAP OFF AND SAY THAT AGAIN
guys help i'm obsessed with Of the Devil like I finished episode 2 and just sat down and started writing
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Working on a Worm / of the devil fic
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serra ofthedevil i'd do anything for you
To the tune of Golden:
It's my gock gock gock that you're strokin
Suck on my dick till you're chokin
Slurp on my gock till it's broken
nah bro this can't be right 😭
What if Amy triggered and ran away when the Brockton bay brigade took down marquis, then Carol spent the next 11 years preparing for her to come back and take revenge.
She's already thought out every way Amy might try to hurt her and how to counter them, has trained Vicky specifically to fight someone with similar powers to marquis, and even carries a picture of Amy around so she doesn't forget what she looks like.
Only when they do meet again, Amy's pretty much forgotten all about her. She's a hero with a new family and lives a relatively normal happy life. Meaning all of Carol's stress and planning was for nothing.
Amy moves back to the bay with her family and makes friends with Vicky. Carol's going mad trying to figure out her secret plan but Amy doesn't even recognize the Dallons, she just likes Vicky. Every conversation is a one sided battle of wits for Carol and super weird for everyone else.
If this happened could Amy and Victoria have been friends... Even lovers? 😳 Fanfic writers get in on this plz
The Sound of Music gotta be one of the most prescient films of all time
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I forgot to post about this but I think I just experienced a RCBG plot in real life with two """"cis"""" friends
There's a "guy" I keep trying to convince to transition cause I can tell and somehow the conversation turned into another friend I hadn't even clocked going "I bet you're just scared, we should take estrogen together, I would be a hotter girl then you, we should wear cute clothes" and me sitting in stunned silence and mentally adjusting some pronouns in my head
This is amazing. I hope this works out for them
Update: she/her now
yeah i'm something of a poster myself
