about a year ago, me and a bunch of people from my class got together for drinks before the start of the new term, and we were talking about television shows we liked. somehow, we started talking about M*A*S*H and only I and one of the older men had actually seen it, so i was describing it sorta vaguely. I mentioned that the main character was hot, and one of my classmates, a gay man, googled him. He described him as looking like just some white guy, and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it. Partly because that classmate took every opportunity he had to undermine me because one of my friends and one of his friends had gotten into a fight once, but also because you mean to tell me that Alan Alda, Alphonso Joseph D'Abruzzo Alda, six-time Emmy winnder, six-time Golden Globe winner, with nominations for countless other awards, is not hot? Maybe it's just me, but calous, dry humor in the face of persistent horros and accompanied by a swaggy attitude and extreme competance is attractive on pretty much anyone! He's Alan fucking Alda!












