me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: π€€
the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

KIROKAZE
Cosmic Funnies

Product Placement
Monterey Bay Aquarium
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
πͺΌ
occasionally subtle
wallacepolsom
Jules of Nature
Game of Thrones Daily

if i look back, i am lost
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
official daine visual archive
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Show & Tell

shark vs the universe
NASA

ellievsbear
hello vonnie
seen from TΓΌrkiye

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from India

seen from Albania
seen from Albania
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
@lemons-and-arson
me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: π€€
the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
The chicken chain was told to "cluck off" the last time it tried to move into the UK. This time, it hired bigger guns.
me: "have they tried not being fucking ignorant religious bigots?"
article: βI suspect that a bit of the steam has gone out of the LGBT thing,β Backman told the right-wing outlet, staying ahead of the issue. βThere may be the odd protester, but if they have got armies of PR people laser-focused on that then I suspect it may be OK.β
me: no surprises there... fuck them
sandwich recipe
We go through a lot of pickles here and this recipe is a good way to use leftover brine.
The thing that pisses me off the most though is the fact I know so many LGBTQ+ individuals that still go there, and they are surprised when I actually don't. It's literally like that tweet.
Historical Painting Vandalized
FIJMU News 5-30-22 by Minnie van Hondodyssey
Sad news in the art world today as Ari Bach's 2021 painting "Two Trucks Having Sex" was covered in pink paint by a vehicular-intimacy-negative vandal.
"This is an affront to artists everywhere," said Musee de L'Camion spokesman LΓ©cheur d'Voiture, "Just thinking about it makes my muscles involuntarily flex."
The original work by Bach depicted two trucks, a semi and a pickup, in the midst of a romantic episode. According to automotive sexuality expert J.G. Ballard, "These two beautiful murder machines, these American angels in the sky, were the first trucks ever depicted in coitu. Apparently the passion was more than the vandal could withstand."
Restoration efforts are already under way at the museum and are planned to continue into 2023. The original uncensored artwork can be seen below, CW for hot truck intercourse.
hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.
truly some people have no genre savviness whatsoever. A girl came back from the dead the other day and fresh out of the grave she laughed and laughed and lay down on the grass nearby to watch the sky, dirt still under her nails. I asked her if sheβs sad about anything and she asked me why she should be. I asked her if sheβs perhaps worried sheβs a shadow of who she used to be and she said that if she is a shadow she is a joyous one, and anyway whoever she was she is her, now, and thatβs enough. I inquired about revenge, about unfinished business, about what had filled her with the incessant need to claw her way out from beneath but she just said sheβs here to live. I told her about ghosts, about zombies, tried to explain to her how her options lie between horror and tragedy but she just said if those are the stories meant for her then sheβll make another one. I said βisnβt it terribly lonely how in your triumph over death nobody was here to greet you?β and she just looked at me funny and said βwhat do you mean? The whole world was here, waitingβ. Some people, I tell you.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000
World Heritage Post
nonbinary ppl ARE trans enough no matter how they present themselves. if i hear "that nonbinary person didn't even change anything besides their name and label so they're basically cis" one more time im going to lose my shit. the fact that it's sometimes coming from ppl who also in the same breath say u dont need hrt to be trans is also mind boggling like just say u hate nonbinary ppl specifically and go
For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate.Β
Okay so normal rules then
me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)
here you go sir
thank you

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
how to cover letter:
polite greeting (it's me, boy)
introduction (i'm the ps5)
establish credentials (speaking to you inside your brain)
establish purpose (leave the girl, we don't need her)
describe what you can bring to the organization (cowboy times in space)
outfit repeater, movie rewatcher, same post mutiple times reblogger
All discussions of daylight saving time policy are doomed by a mix of contradictory, inconsistent, and impossible preferences, which is why I think the only thing we can really hope to do is to make it worse.
Time Change [Explained]
Transcript Under the Cut
"he would not fucking say that" but about injuries. he would not fucking recover that quickly. those scars would not fucking heal like that. he would not be fucking able bodied after that. he would not be fully lucid after that.
WHEN HE FALLS FROM A WHAT INTO THE WHAt
?????????
?????
WHAT IS GOING ON IN ACE ATTORNEY???
Nothing good.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
"ftnb people are functionally transmasc and mtnb people are functionally transfem"
choke.
nonbinary people will sometimes be pressured to identify as binary trans to access medical transitions
this then creates a stereotype that nonbinary people are "non transitioning"
then causing nonbinary people to be/feel pressured to identify as binary trans to access medical transition
and so on