Hello friends

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

Foul beast ate that adventurer whole, RIP

Happy 3 year anniversary to this post, Zach Galifianakis still haunts me in my fucking dreams like the predator

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

I think when you correctly identify a trauma that is the base of a woe of yours it should just disappear. It should be like "aaahh. you got me" and vanish and leave 100 dollars behind

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

do they think... that prologues and epilogues... which take place within the story and are very much inside of the same book as the rest of the pages... don't count as part of the book....???.....

Insane how supernatural is 15 seasons long and everything is under explored. What were they doing for 15 years?

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*