queen schadenfreude

hi my name is crumbs and can i PLEASEEE hang out in your bed

brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed

It's because the writer communicates their feelings for them. If people wanna pull that off in real life they need to hire a guy to walk around behind them narrating.

there are more weird small brown mammals than you could ever ever imagine

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

CAST NOW

i'm fully with you but what was wrong with ken? 😭

barbie movie is too recent, don't want my baby nephew to go through childhood wondering if he is Kenough 😞

when tiger met dragon

crouching harry hidden sally

Do me a favour and reblog this with a show you like that was cancelled after only one season. I don't mean shows that were always meant to be miniseries or shows that work perfectly well as a standalone story, or shows that might still get renewed. I mean shows that are and will forever remain unfinished. The more obscure the better.

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels