he didn't lose his cool

Is this guy bothering you? cuz I could bother you too but in a different better way

The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

i got bit by a radioactive shrimp at walmart and now i have super bad posture

But you can fry rice like nobody's business

I use my dying breath to once again mock the musical shortcomings of the "red hot chili peppers"...

this is honestly such a good idea

Anyone else notice the tumblr app being really glitchy

You'll have to go somewhere else, little boy. This is no place for you.