brain wasps babes

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

Grease me up and put me in some metal pipes. Watch me slide around until I get stuck and die

do i have to watch can i go do something else

I thought you'd like it

scientists are hard at work exploring each others bodies

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

why are you as two blonde people dating

They fuck you up, your mom and dad. They absolutely mean to and they ruminate about it like emperors plotting sieges, for hours a day, they have excel spreadsheets called "quickest pathway towards Giving my innocent child borderline personality disorder,"... But they do.