What’s funny is how often they’re both wrong. Mulder will be like “the victims all had their livers scooped clean out this is obviously the aliens escalating from cattle mutilation” and Scully will be like “don’t be silly Mulder this is clearly just a serial killer who’s really good with surgical tools” and then it turns out the actual killer is an immortal sewer man who comes out ever quarterly century to feast on human liver.

I cannot stress enough that this is literally the plot of an actual episode

it’s almost as if Tolkien knew what he was talking about

It’s almost as if Tolkien personally witnessed one of the bloodiest wars in human history and then used that to fuel his writing.

being a student during peak pandemic was so fucking surreal like. "it's not an excuse to fall behind" I cannot stress enough to you how much A Worldwide Plague Upending Life As We Know It is literally one of The Top Three Reasons to fall behind

is anyone else on this hill or is it just me and sisyphus and kate bush?

my main problem with objectification isn't that it's degrading and dehumanizing but that not enough people get weird and intense with it

please please please PLEASE let me be your sword i'll be such a good sharp blade i promise *begging like a dog*

I am haunted by all the editions of books that are prettier than the ones I already own.

Damn, what a fucking week (me at 11:35am on a Monday)

Excellent.