peculiar alien being.

I love personalization. I love stickers on water bottles and on laptops. I love shitty marker drawing on the toes of converse. I love hand embroidered doodles on jeans. I love posters on walls. I love knick knacks on shelves. I love jewelry with goofy charms. I love when people take things and make them theirs.

“too much garlic” whats next? too much love?

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

feng shui sabotage by placing thousands of tiny ball bearings in a bag under your couch you won't see them but you'll feel the clutter

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive

man you know female characters can have important platonic relationships and care about people without being a mom or sister or wine aunt right

on my behavior again. not my best not my worst just behaving

do my mutuals want to go for a walk