Cacti Have Hope

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

breaking news: the lands most courageous knight has started responding to kissy noises from its lord

Absolutely delighted by the reblog to likes ratio on this

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

(deep in my coal mine) huh. maybe canaries just do that.

I see the price of groceries and my leitmotif changes to minor key

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

you want me to get high? the thing that killed icarus?

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life

They're doing nothing to me #controlgroup

the guy who designed scythes definitely knew that shit was badass. he didnt care about wheat

girls with adhd playing long rpgs like "i am overwhelmed by the state of the save file i left off with last time my attention arbitrarily fell onto this game. time to start from scratch."

"yeah i fucking love this game. i've bought it on console and pc, and then the remaster too. i have no idea how it ends, i only get 40% of the way through the main story each time"