hi, i'm kelly (she/her)! i'm 36, i like tv, books, my dog, crosswords, and 2000s pop punk. so many fandoms. currently very heated rivalry/hollanov centric with a little multifandom razzle dazzle. multishipper. i forget to tag for spoilers a lot so this is technically not a spoiler free blog. everything is tagged with "kelly watches [insert thing here]" for blacklist purposes. most posts are queued but i'm always on here. i love making new friends so my inbox is always open. please feel free to drop in any time. moots i've talked with can ask for my discord.
--
quick links: ao3, my mcdanno fics, my sterek fics, hollanov posts + rec lists, bucktommy stuff, dreamwidth, pillowfort
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
ā Live Streamingā Interactive Chatā Private Showsā HD Quality
Anya is LIVE right now
FREE
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
ā Live Streamingā Interactive Chatā Private Showsā HD Quality
Anya is LIVE right now
FREE
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
which of these things puts you off the most from a fic you otherwise would be interested in
no paragraph separation
creator chose not to use archive warnings
tags used as stream of consciousness text rather than clear and organizational
excessive notes
self-deprecating comments in tags and/or notes
a huge block of tags
not marked as complete yet
something in the kudos/comments/hits number or ratio (clarify in tags)
grammar issues
punctuation and capitalization issues
contradicting tags
other (clarify in tags)
Remaining time: 4 days 6 hours
Note: subjective reasons related to content do not apply in this scenario (such as ship preference, an au you don't like, a genre you're not into, etc.)
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
ā Live Streamingā Interactive Chatā Private Showsā HD Quality
Anya is LIVE right now
FREE
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
From the Nashville Zooās fb page! Hereās the petition, please please please take a moment to add your name (even if youāre not from Nashville!). If you are from Tennessee, contact your representatives and make it clear that the people do not want this data center. This is an AZA accredited zoo which is home to several species of critically endangered animals, we NEED to protect it. Make your voice heard!
finally got in some reading time after a stupid, stupid month at work. the name of the game this time seemed to be longer fic so if you're looking to kill time, this is the list. to see what i read a month ago, check here.
--
Ain't No Hollaback Girl by OrYouCouldHaveMine (explicit, 10.2k)
russianstallion messages hollabackgirl on Grindr for some fun, but then they keep showing up at the same places, conveniently right when Boston and Montreal have a game against each other.
---
Shane and Ilya, unbeknownst to each other, are sexting on Grindr while still being rivals on the ice.
what's gonna be left of the world (if you're not in it) by PrincessAmericaChavez (mature, 24.9k)
āWhat? Hollander too scared to face me?ā Ilya chirps, because if he goes another minute without at least mentioning the man that has been consuming his every thought for two weeks he might go insane. He needs someone else to acknowledge his existence, his absence, to fucking tell him whatās going on so he can finally get it off his mind. Itās just a stupid mystery. Thatās why it bugs him.
And then Hayden Pike looks up. Dark bruised circles under his eyes, face pale like a sheet, eyes red rimmed and puffy like he has been crying all day. The face of a man mourning.
Ilya feels like the ice might crack under him. Somethingās wrong with Shane.
--
Set pre-Tuna melt: something has happened to Shane Hollander, but of course no one is telling his life long rival what happened.
My Kingdom For a Kiss by tippitytap (teen, 31.4k)
Shane and Ilya managed to hide their relationship for over a decade.
What if they manage to hold out a little longer, get married in secret, deal with their mental well-beings, and then get to tell the world on their own terms?
flight (the rapid motion of wings) by queer-zombies (LaVoileBlanche) (explicit, 28.2k)
They toe off their shoes in the entryway and Shane looks around, pulling in a deep breath and letting it go. Two hours ago, his dad had walked in on him and Ilya and Shane had thought the world was ending. Now, the world seems bigger and more plausible than ever, like a smooth, fresh field of ice, stretching all the way to the horizon, just waiting for his skates to mark it up. He turns, and there is Ilya, hands in his pockets, watching Shane with a look of lazy contentment on his face as if he feels it, too.
OR: Two weeks at the cottage.
oh well, I guess we're gonna find out! by angel_deux (mature, 95k)
Shane leaves that Vegas penthouse suite feeling wretched, and like an idiot, and like he never wants to see Ilya Rozanov again.
Except, well. Then there are zombies.
The Real WAGs, SAPs, and WAPs of the Ottawa Centaurs by sunsetflips (mature, 2.8k)
"Don't worry, the token top of the group is listening and learning," Harris said, nodding in Shane's direction.
Shane looked up and smiled a very vacant smile back at them, until his brow furrowed in confusion.
"Wait, what? You meanĀ me?"
Or; Shane reveals some details about his relationship with Ilya at the Ottawa Centaur WAGs night, and unintentionally outs himself as a bit of a freak.
one week, two hours, and six minutes by WingedQuill (mature, 21k)
On June 17th, 2017, Ilya Rozanov is declared dead following the crash of Air Canada Flight 11040.
On June 24th, he comes back to life.
Shane spends the intervening week on a silent retreat, more or less.
Two-Four-Eight-One-Oh-Eight (Ilya Hollander. Shane Rozanov) by callmeautumn (general, 4.8k)
āMaybeāmaybe Lily is sleeping,ā she says. Bargaining, she realizes numbly. Sheās bargaining for more time. And for whatever is unfolding here to stop unfolding and in fact fold itself back up. Her thumb shifts away from the call button. āAnd you should be sleeping too, mister.ā
āHeās not sleeping.ā Shane flares his nostrilsāanother gesture Yuna hasnāt seen in so many years. āHeās waiting for me to call a third time. Mom. Please. Heāsāheāll be so worried.ā
Yuna shifts her thumb and lets it drop. Is Yuna a bad mother if she hopes "Lily" doesnāt pick up?
-x-
or: Shane needs to call someone the night he's laid out by Marlow, and Yuna reflects on her quietly, obsessively devoted son.
Super Freak by coziecake (explicit, 8.6k)
Shane canāt get off without thinking about Ilya.
So he calls him.
OR; Super Virgin pt 2
Operation O Canada, or The Hollander-Rozanov Method of Soft Launching a Marriage by robbinscinquefoil (teen, 118k)
āCanāt hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.ā
āBullshit,ā Hayden responds. āYou never have plans.ā
Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilyaās penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilyaās sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. Heās colour coded it.
In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.
I Collapse into Your Arms by mannaray (teen, 6k)
A timeline of Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov's rise into the NHL and their relationship told through the lens of hockey stan twitter.
Crash and Burn Brighter by SuperiorJello (mature, 19k)
When the Centaur's plane goes down in early 2021, Shane is left a shell of who he once was. When he dies in an accident months later, he is reunited with his Ilya... in 2008.
This fic is a series of moments as they live through to 2021 again, but they make things a little easier on themselves and for the people around them. The first chapter is Shane's POV, taking place in the early years. Second chapter is Kip's POV as the hockey world shifts around the phenomenon that is Hollanov.
Shane Hollander vs. the Power of Friendship by sillylittlepal (teen, 3.4k)
Shane gets added to the Ottawa Centaurs WAG group chat and gets the support network he didn't know he needed.
Bitter Pine by ladyshadowdrake (explicit, 7.5k)
A hit during a game knocks Shane's suppressant patch free, and Ilya escorts him off the ice, secret relationship be damned.
---
"ā¦Shane Hollander appears to have just broken through his suppressant patch, or possibly that hit knocked it off. Folks, you won't believe it, but Hollander may have just gone into acute heat on the ice. Every player in the rink has frozen, but this could turn ugly quickly. He's gone down at center ice and he's not movingā"
"There are a lot of alphas and three other omegas on these two teams, and if the reaction of the crowd is anything to go by, half the stadium is getting a lungful of Hollander's pheromones right now."
Bad idea right? by Zend_nudz (teen, 4.3k)
"I am going to call him," Ilya said.
Or how Ilya drunkenly comes out to the Raiders and they stop him from making a call he'll regret.
shane & ilya: certified homophobes by goldengalaxies (not rated, 3k)
Rozanov
hello this is ilya rozanov
Rozanov
can you please stop with this
Rozanov
i am not homophobic
Rozanov
hollander is not homophobicĀ
Rozanov
you are making my life very hardšš
Vaughny
maybe u should stop being a homophobic asshole
Scott
Well, Iām glad to hear youāre not homophobic but Iād love to see some actual proof of that first.
Rozanov
i hate you both
Rozanov
one moment
Rozanov
i wanted to send picture of me fucking my boyfriend as proof
Rozanov
but he said noš£š£š£š£
(after a misunderstanding, ilya is cancelled for being homophobic to scott hunter. when shane and ilya announce their friendship, shane is also cancelled for the association with a 'homophobe')
OttaWAGS by annanotherthing (mature, 6.4k)
In which Ilya enjoys using Twitter to tease his team mates, the WAGs are amazing, and Shane gets punched (but it's ok, it's only Hayden. And a "reflex")
I'll see myself out by Aeithalian (explicit, 26.6k)
Shane stared up at the ceiling. Everything heād been keeping inside for the last month was threatening to boil over into a ugly mess, and his eyes stung. āI thought that if I could just ignore it, it would go away. I thought that if I gave it more time, Iād keep myself from doing something drastic.ā
He rubbed at his face and kept his hands there, a shield to protect him from the weight of the decision he couldnāt keep running from. āItās been weeks, and I donāt know what to do. I feel sick every time I think about going back, butā¦ā He looked at Ilya and saw the blue eyes there creased with concern, sadness, and that simmering anger at everything that had ever hurt Shane. He sniffed. āI donāt think Iām strong enough to leave. Leaving feels like giving up. But so does staying.ā
āNo.ā Ilya shook his head and shuffled forward so his body was mirroring Shaneās, twin parentheses encompassing their shared years in between worn bodies. āNo, my love.ā
Or: After the playoffs end for Montreal and Ottawa, Shane has a decision to make. His relationship with the Metros is on thin ice, and it might take a couple Centaurs to break it for good.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
ā Live Streamingā Interactive Chatā Private Showsā HD Quality
Anya is LIVE right now
FREE
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming