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i'm like an incel with the madonna whore complex but about jobs. if you show interest in hiring me I sort of lose respect for you because I suck. you fucking slut recruiters want anyone. and NO I didn't have another analogy to use here off the top of my head

authorities are issuing a friday in place order

If I die, remember that I begged you and asked you for a small donation or to share my post. I will not forgive anyone who sees this post and does not support me with a single word or a small donation and ignores me.

Im writing this post with tears in my eyes from the intense pain I'm experiencing. I've suffered from severe pain and multiple fainting spells this past week due to my severe anemia and my inability to afford all the medications I need because of their high cost. All I wish for is to never faint again, so I hope you will stand by me and help me buy my medications quickly. Please stand by us.

Worse still, I was injured when our house was bombed while we were inside (700 days ago). I was hit by shrapnel that is still embedded in my body, and I need urgent surgery to remove it. Throughout this time, I have been suffering from constant pain. My surgery is very expensive, and I don't have enough money for it. Now I can't sleep because of the intense pain, and I can't afford my medications and painkillers to stop the pain because of their high price, I don't know what to do!!!

I need your help to stop my pain and save myself as quickly as possible. Please, I don't want to die. Please help me raise the money for my medication and surgery as soon as possible. Please stand by me. And look what's happening to us

Please help my dear friend Fadel <3 He really needs funds for his medications and painkillers. No one should endure such an intense pain for so long. Please give him the gift of relief from pain. Help him to survive this genocide.

HIJK is not my personal favorite part of the alphabet song but i appreciate the artistry. it is the sort of labored uphill climb that lends itself to the free downhill spillage of LMNOP. each letter is like an effortful punctuation of an iron pick into the mountain side as you hoist your way up. you can almost hear the shrill of each strike chafing

ending a social interaction with a friend and thinking "I think we grew a little bit closer today." in my head as if I'm a dating game protagonist

Liquor? Um yeah bud if she’ll let me

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this

Women stick thin and malnourished on the red carpet, and people are saying you can't point out that these women are dying because that's body shaming. Girl.

#‘I HAVE BIG FEELINGS’ is only allowed for toddlers#you are an adult. use your words. stop making excuses.#bet these men dont do that around their bosses or anywhere there could be consequences they care about either 💅

not just any MP, but an undersecretary for migration and citizenship. this guy is one of the MPs that has a direct hand on the genuinely horrific treatment of migrants and refugees in the UK, including shipping them off to the UK's former colony after unilaterally declaring the colony to be safe, as well as stripping the migrant and refugees of their heirlooms in the name of "paying for their migration in the UK with their own assets." Starmer's cabinet is filled with people whose bloodsoaked hands will never wash out like these.

If anything happens to my father, I will not forgive anyone. My father's pain has intensified, and he is currently in Al-Shifa Hospital, staying overnight while awaiting his turn for surgery. It may take a long time, and my father's health condition does not allow him to wait much longer. His suffering worsens every second, and the cost of his hospital stay until the surgery is beyond our means.

My father has been battling cancer for a year, and his health is deteriorating daily. He hasn't received proper and regular treatment due to the war, the closure of the crossings, and the denial of medication. My father cannot endure much longer and must be evacuated immediately from Gaza. This is very expensive and will take a long time, and we might lose him before then.

The only solution available now in Gaza is to receive treatment and undergo surgeries approximately every three months. I don't want to see my father die before my eyes. Please help us and donate to save my father. Please donate now. We cannot afford all these costs of medicine and surgeries. Please donate to save him.

My father, Nader, is suffering greatly at this time. Anything you can offer will be a lifesaver. Please don't hesitate to support Nader and his family and donate to them.

Hey everyone, I'm begging you to share this post as widely as possible and donate to us. Please help us, please donate now, please.