Typical

Nothing is scarier than when puppets h

U GOOD?

How could you be against free college. Like if I think about student loans for more than a few minutes I think about jumping off a cliff have some pity damn

Because hundreds of thousands of people have already paid for their tuition. Should they be reimbursed? It’s not fair to the people who have already paid/ are paying for college. That’s why.

Yeah I love thinking how my kids are gonna cry and have panic attacks because of the heavy student loans they’re gonna have just because they want to go to a good school. Yeah I really want them to suffer just like I did bc yknow I paid why should they have it any easier than me?? I don’t want America to be better than I found it. Fuck future generations.

i dont think we should use cars because it’s not fair to the people who had to travel via horseback. should they be resurrected with necromancy and allowed to apply for a drivers license?  think logically here

Also, like, I am one hundred percent in favour of people being reimbursed actually. That sounds like a great next step!

Real life pillow pet

Can I just

I love how the cat takes a moment to assess the situation and then just passes the fuck out

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Awww

I know this is supposed to be a joke but I can’t even laugh cause that’s just how customers are

Hello I just wanted to tell everyone I'm EXTRA sensitive and EXTRA dramatic

No matter how much I say I love you, I always love you more than that.