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It is so ridiculously easy to gain a reputation for being competent by just reading signs.

This is not metaphorical. I mean actual, literal pieces of paper/plastic/metal/whatever explicitly erected to inform the public.

“How did you know this was the right trail?” I read the sign.

“Wow, how did you know what that flower is?” There’s a SIGN.

“How did you know we needed to use the side door?” THERE IS A SIGN POSTED ON THE FRONT DOOR.

Just…why are we having such different experiences of the world? People can read. I KNOW they can read. There’s nothing wrong with their vision.

Just. READ. THE. GOD. DAMN. SIGN.

This also applies to:

Syllabi

Instructions

leegle

All I do in my job is read instructions and I've somehow become the MVP in my department.

The bar in life is so incredibly low and you will go far if you just fucking read.

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sarcoptid

oh ya I downloaded xiaohongshu/rednote please enjoy some of the fresh chinese memes I've collected from our international sisters

ratsofthewallsmywallsyourwalls

this needs to be shared with the masses RIGHT NOW

fuckyeahchinesefashion

the last meme is

#Lmao

free-and-to-none-accountable

life and death and love and birth and peace and love on the planet earth

for-the-sake-of-fuck

toolusingmammalgirl

The best part of this is that "virgin Molotov Cocktail" would itself be a great nickname for a jar of piss

a-sentient-cup

greenekatgrey

I see your piss and I raise you used tampons.

teaboot

Piss and blood can both be DNA tested

DNA testing is time and labour consuming

DNA is harder to definitively match when contaminated by three or more sources

PROPOSITION:

Either so many people start throwing piss that they run out of resources to pursue everyone who does it, or everyone shares The Communal Piss Bucket for maximum anonymity

transcyberism

Alternative solution:

No one said the piss had to be yours.

#Yeah

saywhat-politics

BREAKING: 21-year-old protester, Kaden Rummler, was shot point-blank in the face by ICE. he just spoke about how he’s blind for life and almost died:

“I will be blind for life. I have fractures in my skull that they can't fix. They pulled a piece of plastic the size of a nickel out of my eye. I had shards of metal, glass, and plastic behind my eye and in my skull. They said it was a miracle I survived.”

What the hell is wrong with these people?

GoFundMe for Kaden Rummler, the young trans man blinded by ICE agents this week.

Fundraiser for K R by Sarah Gallimore : Help ICE Protestor After being shot by Feds

#Boost

shalomyall

A poem by Hanna Yerushalmi.

#Words to live by

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sexhaver

remember when abercrombie and fitch hired slavoj zizek to write copy for their back to school catalog

capricorndevil15

^ Tragically, that link doesn’t work anymore, but you can still read it here.

sexhaver

thanks so much for finding that! going back through it, i can see that my 19yo self didn’t even include the funniest excerpts when i originally made this post. at the time, my attitude was very much “haha let’s all laugh at Zizek being Zizek”, but with the benefit of another decade of maturity and hindsight i can tenuously admit that he may have been cooking something here

and my personal favorite, with a stroke of genius from the graphic designer choosing the picture:

i would highly recommend downloading the pdf and scrolling through it yourself, with the caveat that, like, there is no clothing being advertised here, they don’t name any of the pieces being worn, it is literally just softcore porn with zizek ranting over it every few pages (which is, of course, just fine)

#Fave

lelif

on being yourself

@ brainsoupp_ on twitter// @stmichaelthearchangel// @ cybermrcury on twitter// @throughmy-eyez // @ shellerina on twitter// @caesarsaladinn// @ nelsoncj4 on twitter // @ heimberg_a on twitter// make your own kind of music by cass elliot// @ soledadfrancis on twitter// ? // @ sourcenectar on twitter// @superorganism

#Words to live by #To be cringe is to be free

animalwoonz

Personal space? Nope - never heard of it.

alaimo

Is that…… them

goatguy7399

YALL THERES MORE TO THE SERIES

goth-princess-gwennie

@daffodil-screaming

#Cats #Videos #The snugglers

mias-back-from-the-dead

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

aces-and-anime

Shout out to the guy who wanted to do some fun & silly little reviews but uncovered an illegal gambling operation

(Review 2)

json-derulo

this guy started out poking fun at australian politicians and ended up investigating the firebombing of his own home, during which he uncovered connections between the same politician he was making fun of + major organized crime

wedding-funeral-waitress

JasperDasper started out just curious why everything had suddenly become about trans people and questioning some of the sources used in a book. He came out of it, 4 years later, with a 5 hour long video that connects all transphobia to less than 60 people. (I'm not joking. literally every single transphobic rhetoric and bill passed is because of these 50 or so people.)

If you wanna watch it I cannot recommend it enough; I just warn that it covers a LOT.

yuri-manga-archivist

here's a quote from that last video very much helped me get my head back on straight with all the nonsense going on in the US

I have tried my best but I believe that I have shown that there is absolutely, irrefutably no reason to believe them. They hide behind science because it give them a veil of deniability; And when that's taken away what's left? Hate and lies and death. Yes, children are being hurt of course they are. These are people who sell their soul to hurt their neighbor. Parents who want to hurt their own children, and researchers who can't accept that their life's work has been a failure. What's more, not only are the anti-trans activists fringe, they are straight up wrong.They try to back up their hate with disinformation and lie, because what else have they got? If they accept that trans people exist and can live a normal, fulfilling life, their whole worldview stops making sense. Their life long mission of conversion therapies and pathologization falls apart. Every single argument against trans people made in this video makes no sense, if only trans people continue on living! Then they have nothing! Good. Give them nothing! Live.

#Watch list

guerrillatech

segamascott

like to charge reblog to cast obviously

#PLEASE

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tiktoks-for-dead-pope

countofeight

Glad it’s not just me

ventela1

The first time I saw this video I didn't reblog or save it anywhere and it's been genuinely impossible to find again. I searched every variation of "dyke falling apart car bentley review asmr meme" I could come up with on Google and across multiple websites/apps.

So, thanks for putting this back on my dash.

mystery-incorporated-whore

you all know that she's on tumblr right? @theholdenmechanic

in her own words "just here for the raging lesbians"

#FAVE

ex0skeletal-undead

A Look From Afar, digital painting by Ismail Inceoglu

This artist on Instagram

#good art

sharp-tender-shock-deactivated2

This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8

headspace-hotel

I hate that my aesthetic sense agrees with this but everything you just said was correct

headspace-hotel

I went back to dig up this post because I was thinking about poetry.

This is one of those non-poem things that are among my favorite poems.

As the OP stated, the use of alliterative consonants is aesthetically just great, especially the placement of the strongest use at the end: “fuck him on the floor.” The use of “chintz” is indeed great word choice.

Because I’m insane, decided to scan the poem:

Not only is the second sentence, indeed, perfect iambic pentameter, the entire poem is perfectly metered, though the first sentence has four iambs rather than five.

There are further things I love about this poem, though: I like the casual connotations of “keep it real” juxtaposed with “chintz.” It causes me to interpret the “chintz” more strongly as meaning something fake, a facade. There is also of course the coarseness of “fuck,” which is a contrast with “chintz” but a different kind of contrast, gutsy and carnal where “chintz” is flimsy and inanimate.

And then there is the storytelling: there is SO MUCH storytelling in just these two lines. To break it down: The speaker is having sex with a married man, in the house he shares with his wife, which is “filled with chintz”—something that here connotes fakeness, in contrast with “keep it real.”

The illicit encounter in the poem takes place within a house filled with facade, the flimsy construction of the wife’s marriage and domestic sphere, but the encounter itself is a taste of something “real.” That’s a story, and it’s just two lines.

This is EIGHTEEN SYLLABLES, y’all. The amount of meaning condensed into these eighteen syllables is stunning, and it is so elegantly done.

From a technical standpoint (and ive taken 300- and 400-level poetry classes so I can say this) this is damn near flawless as a poem.

agent-octopus

Kept thinking about this ever since I saw it and had to do something

headspace-hotel

there's art now

jetlaggingbehind

questions-within-questions

Ah dang to go further; the floor is framed as a refuge. As if there is literally no other space in this house that hasn't been populated by his wife with flimsy inanimate fakery. There is no space for this man in this house save for the floor. There is no space for him on the sofa, oon the counter tops, and most notably, no space for him in the marital bed.

normal-horoscopes

I’d also like to point out the use of the word “has.” The wife has filled the house with chintz. She isn’t filling the house with chintz. She doesn’t fill the house with chintz. She has filled the house with chintz. Use of the past-tense makes the wife a subtly removed element in the story, someone whose presence we see in the environment, but who is blissfully distant during the actors throes of passion. There is an element of physical as well as emotional separation from the wife that is catalyzed by being fucked on the floor. Use of the past tense is an end to the wife presence in the actors life, a carnal catharsis amid cold fragility and emotional distance.

stargazing-enby

This is my new favourite post in the world

astronomical-bagel

everyone cheer for the one (1) time tumblr had reading comprehension

trekkiesagainstchastity

And, predictably, it's because it was about gay sex

#nice

stream

PG: Psycho Goreman (2021) dir. Steven Kostanski

holdtightposts

transmortifried

the audio really adds something

#fave

kosmogrl

I was talking to my best friend today and out of nowhere she said “I wish I could go back to school” and I was like ‘are you out of your mind??’ but then she made a great point. she said that if she could go now, as the person she is today, it would be way more enjoyable and different

kosmogrl

in her own words “i don’t want to go back to that time, but I wish I could relive it as the person I became”

leegle

One of my most common dreams is where I'm back in school, and the teachers are being nasty or condescending to me (as they often are), and it's at that point where I stand up and basically say to them "I don't need to take your shit, I graduated college with high honors and have a great job, I'm literally only here for shits and giggles".

It is so empowering.

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