Discarded Nothings

"being a human is so boring why can't I be one of the COOL animals" okay hey. I hear you. but I actually really super love being an omnivorous persistence hunting primate with a stomach capable of dissolving many literal poisons and the ability to smell geosmin (released in the soil after it rains) at five parts per trillion. I super enjoy being a bipedal terrifyingly agile mammal with some of the most efficient sweat glands in the animal kingdom. I find a lot of joy in being an endotherm with mimicry abilities that rival most other animals with vocal chords. it's sick as hell I'm having a lot of fun

[ID: tags reading "and i'm using that vocal mimicry to go awawa!!" /end ID]

just hear those sleigh bells gurgling, slurp glurp hurgling too

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

And sluts to sluts.

amen

they need to invent a staying up late that doesn't make you get less sleep

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

"the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am

Wholesome

i know i just reblogged this a few hours ago but i keep thinking about this man and his powerful emanations. i think this might actually be the physical manifestation of the soul of new york city. if he dies the city itself becomes pillars of dust

looks inside procrastination -> it's anxiety -> looks inside anxiety -> it's fear -> looks inside fear -> it's shame

Surely these circumstances will improve with additional shame

You're giving her 2 hours of free babysitting every week! This is what it means when we say, "it takes a village".