Fuck it up buttercup

The mammalian desire to stand at the edge of the ocean.

I love when people ask "how did you learn this skill?" I just started, there's no secret. that's it. a vast majority of the time the only thing holding you back is your trepidation to start.

if you hate jazz you will die and go to hell

if you hate rap you will also die and go to hell

if you hate blues you will also also die and go to hell

If you hate musicals you will also die and go to hell

paper and pen seems so powerful now. on account of all the. surveillance

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

let em keep thinking we’re dead

why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language

get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”

get verbed nounboy

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

Ovulation hit so hard I'm reading a xenomorph x reader smut fic 😭

CPTSD constantly has me acting so cartoonishly stupid. hello my partner of 4 years who has literally never so much as raised their voice in my direction, i heard you doing dishes a little louder than usual in the other room. are you going to kill me?

listen im not HAPPY we’re all going through this. but i am at least relieved that other people can understand the mortal terror of “oh my god i think someone is doing their mundane household chores AT ME!!!!”

its so scary making plans with new friends. what if i suggest something stupid and we have a terrible time and they find out im a fraud and not a real human being

it takes Rumi a bit of time to figure out the Saja boys think they’re dating her. They’ve never really lived in a time where Male Female friendships were common and are deeply codependent/already dating each other. Baby stays in the room trying to watch when she and Jinu are kissing? Okay he doesn’t understand this boundary she’ll just ask him nicely to leave. They’re all touchy and affectionate and give gifts. Aw sweet this must be how they spend quality time. Every time they workshop choreography things get weirdly charged and they keep suggesting really flirtatious things. They’re just trying to help with her pivot towards a more mature aesthetic. Shes just a stand in muse for all this music surely. (Also her first friends were Huntrix but that was actually a homoerotic situationship/soulmate type deal so her idea of friendship is already romantically skewed. ) The longer it goes the more the Saja Boys are sure this is a harem (they haven’t heard of a version of non-monogamy without hierarchy and Rumi is apparently Human Royalty and a powerful demon) with Rumi as the head of it. It’s only when she maybe says something that could be construed as an order and they all rush to do it that she gets confused and asks. Or better yet. She doesn’t realize until she’s already made up with Huntrix only to figure out that A) that’s not what platonic female friends do, and B) that’s not what platonic male friends do either.